a. Time
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"There is an appointed time for everything and a time for every affair under the heavens. A time to give birth, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to uproot the plant. - Ecclesiastes 3:1 KJV
"When I retired, I never put on a watch or set an alarm. Waking up alive is the best thing you can hope for..." - Unknown
"Kill time literally means to murder time... addictive substances/addictions are ways to get rid of time to keep you from contemplating your own existence." - Unknown
"You have the watches, but we have the time." - The Taliban often referred to this old Afghan saying when discussing their fight against the Americans.
"You never really own a Patek Philippe. You just hold it in trust for one of your snot-nosed grandkids attending Taft." - Unknown
“Dan Akroyd: No, no, no. This is a Rochefoucauld, the thinnest water-resistant watch in the world. Singularly unique, sculptured in design, hand-crafted in Switzerland, and water-resistant to three atmospheres. This is the sports watch of the '80s. $6,955 retail.
Pawn shop owner: You got a receipt?
Dan Akroyd: Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad.
Pawn shop owner: In Philadelphia, it's worth 50 bucks.” - Trading Places
"To be honest...my watches performed way better than my gold and stocks during the past 5 years. one more than 150%. besides, gold may be the only thing you can actually 'own'. and the best part: most people just do not understand it. making it the perfect transportable hidden investment for the few." - Unknown
God's limits on humanity are time and space. They are meant to protect humanity. But CERN is trying to break through both of these.
"Out of this door might come something, or we might send something through it." - Sergio Bertolucci, Director of Research and Scientific Computing at CERN
"There are decades where nothing happens, and there are weeks where decades happen"--Vladimir Ilyich Lenin
ca·len·drics - noun - the reckoning and recording of time over long periods: the creation and maintenance of a calendar. Derived from the Latin calendarium, meaning “interest register” or “account book.”
Just like space doesn't make sense neither does time. Scientists say our universe originated 14 billion years ago with the Big Bang. Okay, where did the Big Bang come from? Who made that? Mankind can’t conceive of existence without a point of origin.
"Time, says Zarathustra, is infinite, stretching both forward and backward into eternity. This means that everything that happens now must have happened before and that every moment must continue to repeat itself eternally." - Nietzsche, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, on eternal recurrence
"And he shall speak great words against the most High, and shall wear out the saints of the most High, and think to change times and laws: and they shall be given into his hand until a time and times and the dividing of time." - Daniel 7:25 KJV
"You do not know what will happen tomorrow. For what is your life? It is even a vapor that appears for a little time and then vanishes away" - James 4:14 KJV
b. Years
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BC - Before Christ or Ante Christum Natum (before Christ was born)
AD - Anno Domini (in the year of the Lord)
Note: BC is slowly being changed to BCE or Before the Common Era
What year is it? Something pretty special must have happened 2022 years ago if our entire system of time is based around the birth of one individual...
Seth Side of Tree
1) Adam 930 2) Seth 912 3) Enosh 905 4) Kenan 910 5) Mehalalel 895 6) Jared 962 7) Enoch 365 8) Methuselah 969 9) Lamech 777 10) Noah 950 (Ham/Shem/Japheth) 11) Shem 600 12) Arpachshad 438 13) Shelah 433 14) Eber 464 15) Peleg 239 16) Reu 239 17) Serug 230 18) Nahor 140 19) Terah 205 20) Abram 175
Cain Side of Tree
1) Adam 2) Cain 3) Enoch 4) Irad 5) Mehujael 6) Methusael 7) Lamech 8.1) Adah (wife) 8.2) Jabal 8.3) Jubal 9.1) Zillah (wife) 9.2) Tubal-Cain 9.3) Naamah
c. Months and Weeks
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"How can the Sun be 400x bigger and 400x further and perfectly eclipse one another every 18 years? With crazy movements of the sun/moon through space, the odds of a perfect eclipse cycle are very small. The heavens are a clock." - Flat Earth Dave
"And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:" - Genesis 1:14 KJV
Let's make a quick list of the anomalies in our calendar:
Q1) If there are 365 days in a year, why are there 52 7-day weeks that add up to 364 days with 1 day leftover? Why not 73 5-day weeks that fit perfectly into a 365 day year? Where does the 7-day week come from when 5 is so much easier to work with?
A1) The biblical explanation for why there are 7 days in a week comes from the story of creation:
Day 1: Light
Day 2: Atmosphere & Firmament
Day 3: Dry ground & plants
Day 4: Sun, moon & stars
Day 5: Birds & sea creatures
Day 6: Land animals & humans
Day 7: The Sabbath of rest
The Egyptians had 10 days in a week, and the Romans had 8 days in a week (nundinal cycle). Then in 321AD, Emperor Constantine decreed a 7-day week, including making Sunday a public holiday.
Traditionally, the first day of the week has always been the Sunday because we are supposed to start the week by setting aside time for God. Later secularists changed the week to begin on Monday and grouped Saturday and Sunday together as the ‘weekend’. Days of the week in the bible are consistent with their Hebrew names which simply mean "first day", "second day", etc. except for the seventh day, "Shabbat", which means "rest" or "cessation".
There is no mention of days such as "Sunday" or "Wednesday" in the Bible. Unfortunately, in all other languages, the days of the week were hijacked by pagans. In Norse, French, Roman, and Greek, the first weekday is named after the Sun, and the second after the Moon. Romans and Greeks named the other days after their major gods, Mars, Mercuri, Jupiter, Venus, and Saturn. The English named the other days after the Nordic gods Tiw/Tyr, Woden/Odin, Thunor/Thor, and Frige/Freya. It follows the Roman convention for Saturday though, rather than the Nordic name, which means "washing day". French names directly follow the Roman, except for the first day, which comes from the Latin word "dominicus". That word means "Lord," and as the Sun was the Roman's primary god, it is indirectly named after the Roman convention. So we end up with something like this:
Sun - Sunday / Moon - Monday / Mars - Tuesday / Mercury - Wednesday / Jupiter - Thursday / Venus - Friday / Saturn - Saturday
Q2) Sept means 7, but it is the 9th month. Oct means 8, but it is the 10th month. Nov means 9 but it is the 11th month. Dec means 10, but it is the 12th month. How come the names of the months don't line up with the numbers?
A2) The mainstream story for how the months of the calendar evolved over time is as follows:
Roman Calendar
738 BC - 10-month calendar Martius, Aprilis, Maius, Junius, Quintilis, Sextilis, September, October, November, and December
700 BC - January and February added 60 days
Julian Calendar
46 BC - Julius Caesar made each month 30 or 31 days except Feb 28 days and also renamed Quintilis/Sextilis to Julius/Augustus to honor both the Caesars
Gregorian Calendar
1582 AD - Pope Gregory XIII "Every year that is exactly divisible by four is a leap year, except for years that are exactly divisible by 100, but these centurial years are leap years if they are exactly divisible by 400. For example, the years 1700, 1800, and 1900 are not leap years, but the year 2000 is."
Q3) Why are the lengths of the months so awkward? How come some months are 30 days and other months have 31 days? It's so confusing they made a nursery rhyme to help us remember: "Thirty days hath September, April, June, and November. All the rest have thirty-one, excepting February alone, and that has twenty-eight days clear and twenty-nine in each leap year."
A3) My contention is there were originally 13 months with 28 days each, with 1 day for Easter at the start of the year in April. 28-day months are divided perfectly by 7-day weeks, so there are 4 weeks per month. Sol is the missing 13th month. Under my calendar, each day of the month would fall on the same day of the week every month. The 1st, 8th, 15th, and 22nd day of every month would always be a Sunday. Mondays would always be the 2nd, 9th, 16th, and 22nd, and so on. This calendar also conforms with:
- The moon rotates around Earth once every 28 days.
- A woman's menstrual cycle is once every 28 days.
- The sun passes through 13 different constellations once every 28 days.
"There are 13 full moons every year … hence 13 months of 28 days. Gregorian calendar is a fabrication." - Unknown
"The conclusion on the recalculation of these facts gave the first of April as the day of his birth and why indeed they call this All Fools Day because we are indeed All Fools for not knowing the True day of the Birth of God to this World as a man named Jesus of Nazareth!" - Unknown
Capricornus, Aquarius, Pisces, Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpius, Sagittarius, and _Ophiuchus_. The last one doesn’t have its traditional zodiac sign because it's been buried. Ophiuchus exists in the night sky between Sagittarius and Scorpius.
The Essenes, Egyptians, Polynesians, Maya, Inca, Lakota, and Cherokee used a 13-month, 28-day calendar. The Celtic knowledge of the Druids is based on the Tree Calendar, also a 13-month, 28-day calendar.
The reason the calendar is so messed up is the same reason why they invented daylight savings time. To keep us locked into a pagan mindset. To confuse and humiliate us. To make man pervert himself in the eyes of God by him making go against the natural rhythm of his own body and the cosmos.
d. Days and Hours
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"Unfortunately the Daylight savings situation may be worse than just messing with our circadian rhythms. It may have started as a joke by Benjamin Franklin, from a satirical letter he wrote as a suggestion to conserve energy by less candle usage. 1st step in the green agenda?" - LetsbeFriends Podcast
"Therefore do not worry about tomorrow, for tomorrow will worry about itself. Each day has enough trouble of its own." - Matthew 6:34 NIV
"Now listen, you who say, 'Today or tomorrow we will go to this or that city, spend a year there, carry on business and make money.' Why, you do not even know what will happen tomorrow. What is your life? You are a mist that appears for a little while and then vanishes." - James 4:13-14 KJV
"Do not boast about tomorrow, for you do not know what a day may bring." - Proverbs 27:1 KJV
"And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day." - Genesis 1:5 KJV
Let's make a quick list of the anomalies in our clock:
1) Why have 24 hours in a day? Why not 20 or 10? (2 + 4 = 6)
2) Why have 60 minutes in an hour? Why not 100? (6 + 0 = 6)
3) Why have 60 seconds in a minute? Why not 100? (6 + 0 = 6)
Using numerology, the fact that each unit of measure makes 666 is just a coincidence!
I mean, working with number base 60 and base 24 isn't that easy, especially considering we have 10 fingers and almost all of our math is number base 10.
Now look at your clock. There's the 12 at the top and 6 at the bottom.
12-6 = 6, 11-5 = 6, 10-4 = 6, 9-3 = 6, 8-2 = 6, 7-1 = 6
That's 6 6's. Or 666 on each side. 6x6=36. In Masonic numerology 36 is 666 because it means 6 3 times.
"And the evening and the morning were the first day." - Genesis 1:5 KJV. When reading the verse, it is important to note the order that is presented: the evening comes first, and the morning comes second. This establishes what consists of a day according to God in the account of His creation. This same pattern of evening/morning is repeated another five times in Genesis 1.
In the Gospels, time is by hour of the day, not hours of the clock. Biblical timing is like this:
1 - the first hour of the day is 6:00 am
4 - the third hour of the day is 9:00 am
7 - sixth hour of the day is 12 noon
10 - ninth hour of the day is 3:00 pm
12 - eleventh hour of the day is 5:00 pm
1 - twelfth hour of the day is 6:00 pm
There are 12 hours of the day and 12 hours of the night or two 12-hour semi-circles with the 7th hour of the day (noon) and the 7th hour of the night (midnight) at the bottom. None of this 666 business.
"April 19 is the first day of the 13-day Satanic ritual day relating to fire - the fire god, Baal, or Molech/Nimrod (the Sun God), also known as the Roman god, Saturn (Satan/Devil). This day is a major human sacrifice day, demanding fire sacrifice with an emphasis on children. This day is one of the most important human sacrifice days, and as such, has had some very important historic events occur on this day." - EyesontheRight
April 19, 1993 - Waco Massacre - 76 people killed
April 19, 1995 - Oklahoma City bombing - 168 people killed.
April 20, 1999 - Columbine High School Massacre - 13 people killed, 21 injured.
e. Christmas
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"Lately it has struck me that Santa is the anti-Jesus. Jesus gives a free gift to anyone who believes, it is not at all based on works. Meanwhile, Satan Claus only gives out gifts based on behavior. It's such a weird reversal of Christian Christmas." - Unknown
When Christianity spread the first blasphemy against our savior was to celebrate his birth with a pagan holiday. Those whose birthdays are celebrated on Dec 25th: Nimrod, Dionysus, Mithras, Horus, and... Jesus. Then, to make matters worse, Christmas isn't even about Jesus anymore. It's about Santa. For those of you who aren't aware Santa evolved as follows:
Nimrod -> Baal -> Osiris -> Odin -> St. Nicholas -> Sinterklaas -> Santa Claus
"The relationship between Santa Claus is mushrooms. It's very strange. Caribou are connected to a mushroom called the Amanita Muscaria mushroom. They're addicted to this mushroom. People do psychedelic ceremonies and they go outside their yurts to pee. Caribou will knock them over to try to get to their urine. The urine is rich with the smell of this mushroom. The mushroom looks like Santa Claus. It's red and white. It also shows up under pine trees. When it rains the mushroom would pop up like bright packages. It get's crazier. To dry them off the shamans would pick them and put them in the pine needles [of the trees] to dry them off. They were discouraging these shamanic rituals. People had to sneak into people's houses to perform them. One of the ways would be to climb down the chimney. So the shaman would climb down the chimney with a bag of mushrooms. The caribou which were Santa's reindeer were flying because they were high as f*ck." - Joe Rogan on the origin of Santa Claus
"Hear ye the word which the Lord speaketh unto you, O house of Israel: Thus saith the Lord, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them. For the customs of the people are vain: for one cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe. They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not." - Jeremiah 10:1-4
Deep down I know something isn't quite right about the holiday with the materialism, elves, reindeer, snowmen, and fat man wearing all red. But no matter how hard I try I can't give it up. Even secular people can't help but celebrate. After all, it's the biggest birthday party in the world, and everyone is invited. You can be grumpy 364 days a year, try to enjoy this one. And if you ever have doubts about why we celebrate Christmas just ask Linus from Charlie Brown:
"'Sure, Charlie Brown, I can tell you what Christmas is all about,' said Linus. [Linus walks to center stage.]
'Lights, please. And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger. And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace, good will toward men.'" -Luke 2:8-14 KJV
“When the song of the angels is stilled, when the star in the sky is gone, when the kings and princes are home, when the shepherds are back with their flocks, the work of Christmas begins: to find the lost, to heal the broken, to feed the hungry, to release the prisoner, to rebuild the nations, to bring peace among the people, to make music in the heart." - Howard Thurman, theologian, and civil rights activist
f. Dinosaurs/Young Earth
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Dinosaur parks are all over the world. Imprinting on young minds all over the world that Earth is billions of years old. Dinosaurs are the hooks to capture the imagination.
"You know what they call a gay male dinosaur? Megasaurass” - Unknown
”You know what they call a gay female dinosaur? Lickalotapuss" - Unknown
"So you wanna know the point of making up dinosaur claims? That’s good. That’s real good. Alright. They tell you about dinosaurs because they do not want to tell you about giants. That’s right giants. Because if you talk about giants you’re going to have to talk about the Bible. And nobody wants to talk about the Bible. Cause when you talk about the giants and the Bible then you’re going to have to talk about the Nephalim. Which then brings you on to fallen angels. And trust me, they don’t want to talk about fallen angels. Now just look at this [T Rex Skeleton] people. These so called dinosaur skeletons. They’ve never found one skeleton intact. See the red parts on this diagram? They’re the parts that are missing. So don’t tell me you know what a dinosaur looks like if you’ve never even seen a dinosaur in your life. If you notice that skeleton didn’t have any legs. So most of these dinosaur skeletons they’re finding either belonged to giants or dragons! You never heard anyone talk about dinosaurs living alongside humans. But we got stories in the Bible all day brother. We’ve even got fairy tale stories like Jack the Giant Slayer. Those people who say the dinosaurs was killed by an asteroid. Where the asteroid now? Don’t say the Grand Canyon because that’s just a big hole with nothing in it. And I know what some of you say. The asteroid came down and all the dust blew up into the sky and blocked out the sun. Okay. Why didn’t the dinosaurs come back? Everybody else came back. The fish came back. The pig came back. The chicken came back. Everybody come back but the dinosaurs. Come on brother!" - Bully Slayer
"Professor Osborn has just reconstructed a 75-foor dinosaur. If the plaster had held out he would have made it 100 feet." - Mark Twain
"9 bones and 600 gallons of plaster." - Mark Twain
"As for the dinosaur--Noah's conscience was easy; it was not named in his cargo list, and he and the boys were not aware that there was such a creature. He said he could not blame himself for not knowing about the dinosaur, because it was an American animal, and America had not then been discovered." - Adam's Soliloquy
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